story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(via itscrystaaal)
no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via itscrystaaal)
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
(via headchange)
"You won’t do our things with another girl, or say the same things, will you?"
- Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via kittyshit)
(Source: larmoyante, via explosion-of-feces)
